25 things gurlz hate about guyz

Guys will be guys, right? Well, after going through our list of you know what, who knows?!

» They Can't Get Pregnant
"Why should we be the ones to produce babies? I totally hate it that they don't have to share the responsibility, and on top of that they look so smug about it!"

Reena Sinha, New Delhi

Did anyone ask girls before deciding that they should be the ones to 'bring life to this earth'?! And who says it is a great honor? Our bet is that they are ready to hand over this responsibility to the guys on a silver platter. With their sense of responsibility equaling the size of a beetle, this
would be a nice little plan to teach the guys a good lesson!
 

»They Don't Respect Girls
"Guys are total, absolute MCPs. They think we are no good and are mule-headed... Well, they can go take a walk!"

Nandani Mishra, New Delhi

The expression 'dumb blonde' has lost its meaning, what with all guys thinking it means girls per se. Get real, guys, if girls are so dumb, and are respect-unworthy, why do they get frantic calls at midnight asking them how the hell to solve a Physics numerical or how do you go about telling the girl you like that you do? If they are dumb, then what do you call someone who depends on them for advice?!

» They Two-time & Flirt
"Their roving eyes never tire. They can never stop flirting with all and sundry.

Sunita Pandey, 21, Calcutta

When the male species was teething, some evil spirit seems to have whispered into its ears 'to love is to err, to flirt divine'. What else explains the ghastly way in which they swing from girl to girl, thinking they are doing the world a big favour? Flirting is fun... yeah? Even when you are saying 'I would die without you', with the expression of a lamb, to that girl in your class?

»They Have A Superiority Syndrome
"Guys are snobs. They assume you have a crush on them if you smile at them more than once!"

Geeta Dobey, 16, Mumbai

Somebody has made the blunder of telling guys that God made them as the greatest gift to the girls. They are more like a reminder-for every sin a girl commits, there is a man lurking to make things even. So, guys, if you think you are a girl's life and soul, think again. And then again!
 

»They Drink, Smoke And Can't Control Themselves
"Guys go to parties and think wah, free ka booze! So they end up drinking more than they can handle. I hate guys who go to parties and end up puking all over the other guests."

Marciya Evaspa, 18, New Jersey

Yuck! Just can't understand this process of drinking and disgorging-guys have got their Biology all wrong. What happened-didn't pay enough attention, guys? For god's sake, just because your host is too polite to ask you to stop, doesn't mean that you will never do so!
 

»They Scratch Themselves In Public
"Even the most decent guys scratch their privates in public. They are completely oblivious to the fact that they can be seen!"

Sneha Singh, 16, Mumbai

Embarrassing, guys? Well, you asked for it! What tempts a human being to make such a display of himself beats the common intelligence of a mere girl. If they scratched their brains more often than their you-know-what-they would be much better-off!

 

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