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»They Are Sweet Only
When They Need Help
"Guys can lie and cheat and pretend that they
really care, just to get into the good books of
a girl. I would certainly prefer more frankness
from them."
Jyotisna Chaturvedi,
21, Meerut
Guys pretend to be
sweetness itself when they want something from
girls or want a job or something done. They will
lie low and pretend to be the most innocent
little lost puppy in the whole world. Carrying
this sweetness over to day-to-day life won't
kill you, man. Girls like chocolates, or didn't
you know?!
»They Lead You On And
Then Blame It On Alcohol
"A guy I really liked called me one night and
said he really needed me. Later, when I asked
what he had meant, he said he could not remember
as he had been drunk"!
Sneha Singhal, 20,
Ahemdabad
Forget Rio, just blame it
on Rum. Guys seem to have guts the size of a
seashell. All the 'serious' talk they want to do
comes out when they can't see straight. Their
fave line for later-'I was not in my senses'.
Simple. What we should do (instead of being the
nice girl) is to make them sign on a blank sheet
just at that moment!
»They Never Make A
Commitment
"Guys withdraw suddenly from a relationship
just because they start feeling 'suffocated'. It
is absolutely ridiculous."
Simmi Khan, 18, New
Delhi
For guys, commitment seems
to come with another word attached-suicide. They
just can't see it as it is. Ye gad, somebody
knock some sense into them. They run the moment
they hear the word, as if the girls are going to
tie them up and make them pay for it!
»They Don't Have To Spend As Much Money As
Girls To Look Good
"Guys are damn lucky. They don't have to spend a
penny to look good. They don't have to use any
cosmetics, no thousands of new styles to buy;
they just buy two pairs of jeans and one pair of
trousers and that's it!"
Amrita Joshi,
23, Bangalore
Rs 1000 for a decent pair
of jeans, Rs 500 for a casual shirt and they are
done-okay, add Rs 150 for a deo. That's what a
guy basically needs unless he wants to dress
like the King of England. And they will make the
pair of jeans last forever. And they expect
girls to always be decked-up- why? Just because
they like it! Ha!
» They Are Insensitive
"Guys are indifferent towards our feelings.
In fact, our unspoken sentiments irk them!"
Aleta Sonja,
18, Berlin
No matter how dearly all
guys believe it, girls don't have a copyright on
sensitivity and understanding. They have a PhD
in unnecessary flattering, but when it comes to
the real thing... Saying 'I'm sorry' or 'Did you
feel bad?' is not going to kill you guys.
Try it!
» They Use Foul Language
"Guys use bad language a bit too much. Their
mcs and bcs have stopped hurting the ears
because you hear there so often!"
Rashmi Saxena, 19,
Bangalore
Guys have made abusing a
part of their daily diet. Gosh, 10 out of every
11 words they speak are either abusive or sound
suspiciously so. Gaali for tension, one for
frustration, another for joy... you get the
(f***ing) picture. People will understand a more
sane language, in case you are wondering, guys.
» They Think Fighting Shows Their Strength
"I hate guys who keep boasting about their
biceps and about how they can knock thousands
dead like they are Hrithik Roshan or something!"
Geeta Koushik,
17, Mumbai
When they saw Mel Gibson
fighting for his country in The Patriot, all the
guys forgot two things. First, he was waging a
war. Second, it was a movie. Let us get this
straight, they actually think shrieking,
shouting, hitting someone and playing the bully
makes them look good?! It's not bully for you,
bro!
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