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»They are overly
possessive
" Guys
want to have the cake and eat it too- they
instruct their girlfriend not to even talk to
other guys, but go on flirting themselves. I
hate guys who can't stand that their girlfriends
have other guy friends."
Ratna
Kala, 18, Jaipur
If guys had their way,
they would probably stamp 'she's mine' all over
a girl they have dated exactly one and a half
times. Somebody tell them that just because they
have taken a fancy to a particular girl doesn't
mean that she should leave the rest of the world
and come rushing into their arms.
» They Never Ask For
Directions
"We were going to a wedding, and my guy friend
kept taking the wrong turns. I kept shrieking
that we were going the wrong way, but... we
reached when the function was over."
Hema Gandhi,
New Delhi
Guys always 'know' the way
to everywhere, girls are always butting in when
they don't know anything, they don't need no
help from no woman to reach the place they want
to... right? Puhleeze. No doubt it will soon be
passed as a universal law that guys will reach
hours late but never ask for directions from a
girl who knows! But until then?
»They Think
Complimenting Girls Is A Sin
"All my girl friends say I look pretty good, but
even when I make a huge effort and look my best,
none of my guy friends ever say anything. It is
almost as if they don't want to!"
Prabha Dayal, Jaipur
Guys should win the
khitaab of World's Greatest Miser-mouths. They
won't compliment girls because they are
constantly worried about what they 'might'
think. Well, how about saying what you think
first and worrying about that later? Paranoid is
not the word!
»They Think A Short Temper Is Cool
"Guys get irritated so soon that it seems
like they think it is fashionable."
Soja Khan, Lucknow
Guys think all their jokes
are so funny that one should keep laughing till
the cows come home. They want girls to take
every (disgusting) prank of theirs in the 'right
spirit'... but they will sulk or scream if
anybody so much as tries to crack a joke on
them. Chill, man, in case nobody told you, a
sense of humour is not what you decide it to be.
»They Ridicule Girls' Choices
"Guys keep saying rotten things about
everything that's 'us'. They ridicule
everything, from our choice in clothes to the
friends we make, and even things like the
courses we opt to do!"
Bharghavi Mishra,
New Delhi
Appreciating anything a
girl does is not a 'guy thing'. Well, what is?
We will tell you-ridiculing every damn thing she
does. Telling a girl how everything she does is
just a little wrong is a guy's second most fave
hobby (the first being flirting, of course).
They will not have an opinion on the PMs knee
but they certainly know how a girl's knee-length
dress doesn't suit her. And they talk about how
girls nag!
»The Way They Play In The Sun And Get Sweaty
"I hate the way they play
in the sun, come back sweaty and think they're
the most macho thing to hit town since man made
Godzilla!"
Billi Dewan,
16, Mumbai
The message here is loud
and clear-take a bath with your fave cologne
before you go meet your girl friends after that
game of basketball! You might think being
drowned in smelly sweat makes you look like the
sexiest piece on earth, but if I were you I
won't count for much support from the girls.
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