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» They Don't Want To
Watch Senti Movies
"Why do they assume that we will immediately
take our hankies out and start boo-hooing at
every display of emotion?!"

Sunita Desai,
Patna
Guys will take girls out
anywhere but to a movie which has even the
slightest potential of turning into a tearful
tragedy. They absolutely freak out at the
mention of a senti movie as if they are being
forced to meet a ghost of the evil kind! C'mon
guys, tell us the truth, the real fear is that
of breaking out into a flood of tears yourself,
right?
» TV Is Their Life
"Guys are such bores, it is always cricket
on Sunday (and every other day!) instead of a
drive."
Rajni Malhotra,
17, Mangalore
Well, diamonds might be a
girl's best friend but guess what is their worst
enemy? Ya, you guessed right-television. Guys
stick to TV like glue at any given
opportunity-and are ready to leave fun, work and
everything in this world to spend a few moments
in front of the dumb box. Helllloooo?! The tv
doesn't talk, you know, assuming you will need
to at some point in your life.
»They Have A Huge Ego
"They will give major hints, but won't
initiate. I hate their so-called ego."
Deepika Khanna, 17,
Gurgaon
All guys tend to have a
big 'I am a man' thing. They have a bloated ego
which stands in the way of a smooth friendship
between them and the girls like a very sore
thumb. They are too proud to say they need
girls, too proud to ask for help (does the word
'directions' ring a bell?)... and these days,
they have even started having problems in asking
a girl out! Why the hell are they existing at
all?!
»They Are Escapists
"Guys act innocent and
forgetful and absent-minded just to escape a
situation. They change suddenly! It is totally
disgusting."
Meenaxi Sharma,
21. Nainital
Guys will fake innocence
in an instant. The instant they sense any kind
of 'emotional' trouble. Guys if you say 'Huh? I
don't remember saying that' more often than they
say 'Hello'-beware! Just think, if all the girls
start employing this strategy, where will you
be?
» They Think A Stubble Looks Cool
"Guys think that a scraggly set of sideburns
or a stubble is cooler than liquid hydrogen! The
way they keep their facial hair makes you wonder
whether it happened due to a freak lab accident
or is that their version of style."
Sohna Dixit, 19, Meerut
A lot of Hollywood and
even Bollywood actors look wow with a
stubble-the typical rugged man look! But what
the hell gave you the idea that you will look as
hot? You do see your face in the mirror, right?
Perhaps it is time for a thorough eyesight
check. You are lucky that no matter how hard you
try, you can't rub cheeks with yourself, with
that prickly stubble!
»They Compete With Each Other Just To Get A
Girl
"I hate the way guys go
all bonkers about a girl and go about doing
silly things like fighting and all."
Demi Vishnoi, 18,
Jaipur
Guys are perfectly happy
remaining awake all night and hatching plots to
murder any guy who so much as sets eyes on the
'girl of their dreams'. They will plan for days
to make the 'competitor' look like a huge pile
of nuts. And one of their frequent complaints is
that girls are too senti! Look who's blabbering.
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